Youth voter turnout was indeed higher than expected this election year. The Hooligans had an unprecedented turnout rate of 100% . Hairy and I voted for change and socialism (Obama and Democrats). Housewife voted for change without socialism (Obama and Republicans). Hillbilly voted against progress and the future (McCain). And Hunchback can’t vote in America.
All also clapped and cheered and cried like patriots when Obama gave his victory speech.
After the speech, the Harvard Hooligans took to the streets in a liberal fashion and started a small riot on Mount Auburn street. Housewife even led a few bipartisan cheers like “U..S…A…U…S…A,” and sang the national anthem. Hunchback sang the Swiss anthem as a sign of the renew solidarity between the United States and Switzerland. He also made out with this girl in the middle of the street. Victory celebrations are a great way to improve your sex life.
To demonstrate just how liberal America had become almost overnight, Housewife and Hairy removed all their conservative clothing and went streaking through the streets of Cambridge.
I was so inspired by the whole thing that I’ve decided to apply for Teach for America.
I can’t wait to see the videos you produce during your three months in the civilian national security force boot camp!
By: David Pinto on November 6, 2008
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