Pfoho’s “Make It Rain” party exceeded our expectations. For a $6 entry fee, seniors received a bottle of champagne and wads of fake cash. We made it “rain” by tossing cash and cascading champagne from the VIP balcony onto the civilian dance floor below. Fortunately, we were allowed free champagne refills, so by midnight the party had turned into a torrential downpour. Housewife Hooligan eventually made it “hail” by using the unopened champagne bottles as sniper rifles.
Unfortunately, Pfoho did not have the foresight to allow people to use the bathrooms which were located outside the party premises. Partiers therefore began peeing into their champagne bottles.
The highlight of the evening was when Hairy climbed onto a table, removed his shirt, and began gyrating. Four girls then followed his example (but kept their shirts on). Housewife, getting jealous of Hairy for dancing with four girls, tried to join the tabletop party. The girls immediately dove from the table.
