Last spring, the first generation of Harvard Hooligans said farewell to the beloved Harvard community and its many prestigious inhabitants, including the “OH HELLO YOUNG MAN!” Spare Change newspaper vendor and Professor Henry Louis “I’ll speak with your mama outside” Gates, and rode off with Domna into the sunset. Unfortunately, riding off into the sunset is a much more gruesome activity than often portrayed in popular films and television, and is in fact a surefire way to literally catch on fire. While the original Hooligans’ remains continue to be searched for, the 14-year-old Harvard tradition-in dog years-of making “the best comedy videos of all-time that include my son”** has been passed down to a new group of enthusiastic and, for the most part, sexually active youngsters.
As we make the smooth transition from ruling the world to ruling the universe, keep yourself updated for new videos, new blog posts, and new signs of a potential herpes outbreak by following us on Twitter and Facebook (hint: the links to each are on the side bar).
Looking forward to the new crop of Hooligans? Leave us a comment on what you’d like to see this year below (we’re miles ahead of you on the sex tape, it’s already in post-production). Oh, and if you’re female and free on Monday nights, we have five words for you: Playstation 3. In our room.
-The Harvard Hooligans
**actual quote from a man claiming to be my father.
I’d like to see more fairy stories about the police.
By: David Pinto on September 21, 2009
at 5:25 pm
keep the tradition beautiful, new children of the havard community
By: Jackiiii on September 22, 2009
at 3:13 am
Can you please name the sex tape “Miles of Head” and have it be about a Miles Davis impersonator playing trumpet while receiving oral sex.
By: Friendz on September 22, 2009
at 9:55 pm